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Women, listen.

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I don’t mean to be sexist, but I think someone has to say this.

There are only a few things more pathetic than a woman trying to explain to a man how men think – sometimes in order to justify some foolish thinking or action of hers.

I’m like “Really? I’m surprised you can even move about by yourself”. I’d often found myself trying to correct the impression some men have that men are superior to women. I don’t generally agree with that, but, some women just make the “fish-brain” insult a reality.

 I’d never seen a man try to explain to a woman how women think. Men are not that dumb. We know you’re a woman. We can only tell you what we think you’re thinking, and how we think we outsmarted you. I mean, you’re a woman, we can’t possibly know more about being a woman than you do. But, on multiple occasions women have tried explaining to me (a full grown man) how men think, and I’ll just be looking at the woman in shock, and somewhat embarrassed on her behalf. And, I must admit, I haven’t met one yet that wasn’t just spewing stupidity from her beautiful lips. Mind you, women are wonderful creatures. Intuitive, loving, and with a brain that gathers data, analyzes, and processes a million things at the same time.

But, you’re wrong about this one.

The reason you’re wrong is quite simple; you’re using a woman’s brain to decipher a man’s brain. It’s like using an English-French dictionary to decipher German, or trying to use your left leg to recreate a Picasso…on the sand. Sure, the end result might mean something, but will most likely have nothing to do with the original thing. How many times (as a much younger person) did you gang up and pull down a friend’s trousers because it was fun?

Have you ever gotten into a fight because your stupid friend insulted the wrong dude, and you couldn’t leave him because…well, he’s your (stupid) friend?

Did you ever own a toy car, old tyre, or some dirty weird metal contraption and loved it more than anything else in the world?

Did you go fishing with your friends, and would’ve worn the same clothes for a week if mommy didn’t always ‘mess’ with your programme?

Did you ever cut open a lizard with a razor blade just to see how the inside was?

Have you ever caught yourself in a zipper? (That one is a special experience. Ask any man).

Do you know that parents don’t need to teach boys to protect their privates? Oh no, you just learn it and become an expert overnight. You know that talk about not letting anyone see your panties or touch you or take advantage of you? Until recently, boys didn’t need it. We did the seeing, the touching and the taking. Parents only taught us that it was inappropriate, and God will deal with us eternally…that is, after daddy dishes out a colossal ass whipping on earth.

Hell! I was more scared of God and my dad than I was of the police.

You know how (often) a girl’s abode is prim and proper, then you put a bunch of them together and you have a pigsty? (Sexist, I know). It’s usually not like that with boys. Put them together and you have a hot bachelor(s) pad, abattoir, mini playboy mansion, etc. where everybody is looking out for everybody…especially when girls are involved.

Do you understand “Guy code”? No, seriously, ask yourself, do you REALLY understand ‘Guy code’?

Sweetheart, you NEVER will.

Imagine walking into a strange place and walking up to the nearest woman (a total stranger) and she helps you like you were both from the same village, and on the same team. I know most women can’t. They’d be mighty suspicious of the stranger. Well, men experience that more often than not.

You see, women tend to (unnecessarily) compete with each other, and that brings unnecessary hostility. Men don’t…unless it’s football.

What I’m trying to say is; you did not grow up a man, dealing with stuff boys deal with everyday – stuff that evolved to make them men. You can’t POSSIBLY know how men think.

There was a story about a woman whose husband was suddenly moody and withdrawn. She was so worried she went and told her girlfriends. After dissecting and analyzing the man’s zombie-like state and spoting telltale signs, as one they all concluded he was having an affair and was most likely going to ask for a divorce.

The woman was shattered.

Something drastic needed to be done!

Someone suggested seeing a native doctor, another suggested calling his (the husband’s) mother. In a state of confusion the woman went to talk to her pastor. After crying her heart out to him, the pastor suggested she asked her husband what the problem was.

So, she went home and saw him sulking in a corner as usual. Calmly, she asked him what the problem was.

Her husband looked at her with tears in his eyes, and blurted “I still can’t believe Arsenal lost that match. Wenger is an idiot!”

– Arinze Nduanya.

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www.arinze.nduanya.com

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Stakeholders Head to Enugu for first Southeast Educators Conference

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Stakeholders in the education circle are warming up for the maiden edition of Southeast Educators’ Conference 2024(SEEC’24).

The two-day SEEC’24 scheduled to hold 18th & 19th, April 2024 at Nike Lake Resort, Enugu under theme: Future-‘Focused Learning – Igniting the Competitive Edge’ promises to host key players in the education sector with a potential attendance of over 500 delegates.

The conference will feature a diverse lineup of speakers, covering topics ranging from holistic learning approaches to cutting-edge technology integration.

Speaking ahead of the conference, Mrs Doris Chinedu-Okoro, CEO, Evergreen Group, said SEEC’24 is the first of its kind in the Southeast region, presenting a historic opportunity for stakeholders to pioneer positive change in the local education sector.

“It brings together diverse perspectives and innovative ideas,fostering collaboration and networking among educators and stakeholders.

Hundreds of delegates will be in attendance.

“SEEC’24 is dedicated to exploring transformative practices, emphasising holistic learning, technology integration, global citizenship, life-long learning, and community engagement”, she said.

Mr. Osita Chidioka, the former Nigeria’s Minister of Aviation, who recently launched an online mentorship and leadership programme for Nigerian youths named Mekaria Mentorship Programme (MMP) Foundation Course, will deliver the keynote at SEEC’24.

Prof. Pieter Verdegem; Dr. Joy Isa, Mrs. Bukola Adewuiyi, Lady Uju Dike, Fr. John Njorteah, Alex Onyia, Rotimi Eyitayo, Rhoda Odigboh, Elfrida Diete-Spiff Omole, Dr. ChibuezeLawrence Ofobuike, Ify Obidi-Essien, Dr. Abimbola Ogundere, Angelina Ikeako, Odetola Ebenezer Israel and OgochukwuOnyia, are some of the speakers lined up for the event.

The Evergreen Group CEO added that the conference thrives on a vision to create a dynamic platform that equips educators with the tools and knowledge needed to make a lasting impact on the educational landscape of South-Eastern Nigeria.

SEEC’24 is open to School Owners, Heads of Schools (Public and Private), Educational Stakeholders, Counselors, Teachers, Parents, Investors, Startups, and others in the education ecosystem.

“Participants will have the opportunity to engage in two full days of conference sessions, diving deep into the future of Education.

“There will be ample networking opportunities with school leaders from across the geopolitical zone and beyond.

“The evening Gala Night promises a delightful atmosphere for dancing, dining, wining, and fostering deeper connections in a relaxed setting”, she further explained.

Registration is N100,000 via: https://bit.ly/3uTcv9e

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PAFON: Digital Encode, Cybervergent, Payble Sign Up for Payments Forum Nigeria 1.0

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·      Experts to Discuss Trust, Security and Privacy in AI Era

Payments Forum Nigeria (PAFON), the cross-industry platform focused on addressing issues that require broad cooperation and coordination across many constituents in the payments industry, has attracted sponsorships from Digital Encode Limited, Cybervergent and Payble.  

Financial industry experts are warming up for the first edition of PAFON, scheduled to take place at Oriental Hotel, Lekki Road, Lagos on Thursday March 21, 2024, by 9am.

The Forum aims at providing an inside-look at the industry, offering perspectives from key stakeholders, including payment networks, technology innovators, leading merchants, issuers, acquirers and payment processors.

Throughout the years, the finance world has shifted into something much more than just banking and big corporations.

Speaking ahead of the star-studded PAFON 1.0, with the theme: “Payments: Trust, Security and Privacy in AI Era”, Dr. Adewale Peter Obadare, the Chief Visionary Officer [CVO], Digital Encode Limited, said that customers want to be assured that their sensitive information, such as credit card numbers and personal details, is treated with utmost care hence security has become paramount in the payments industry.

“Secure payment processing ensures that data breaches are minimized, instilling confidence in customers to keep coming back. Nigerian financial institutions reported ₦159 billion ($201.5 million) lost to fraud cases since 2020, according to the Financial Institutions Training Centre (FITC). This is what the experts must tackle and customer awareness is key too”, he said.

Based on a report by Gartner, by 2024, 40% of privacy compliance technology will rely on AI, up from 5% in 2019, and by 2025, 60% of large organizations will use at least one privacy-enhancing computation technique in analytics, business intelligence, or cloud computing, and financial services industry is no exempted.

On the other hand, Roosevelt Elias, the co-founder of Payble, described PAFON as a ‘must-attend’ Forum due to the ‘issues listed to be discussed are germane and require critical attention. For instance, building financial inclusive products requires a mix of technology and illiteracy. The industry can’t achieve this by working in silos; we just have to unite to achieve the set target on financial inclusion, particularly for the rural dwellers.

Digital Encode (a leading consulting and integration that specializes in the design, management, and security of business-critical architecture); Cybervergent (a company dedicated to helping protect business sensitive data from cyber-attacks, including customer information, financial records and intellectual property); Payble (a fintech startup that modernises local government payments such as creating citizen-centric payment experiences, delivering flexible billing and simplified rate collection, will be joined at PAFON 1.0 by Inlaks, an IT company that offers core banking, fraud management, cybersecurity, cloud, data center, enterprise risk management, amongst other industry players.

“Our goal is to enable information exchange and knowledge sharing on key industry insights issues amongst key stakeholders, with the objective of ensuring a collaborative and proactive approach to push for policies that enable growth, tackling/mitigating fraud and limiting occurrences and losses”, said Mr. Chike Onwuegbuchi, the co-founder of TechCastle Foundation, organisers of Payment Forum Nigeria (PAFON).

He said that the Forum is driven by the reasons to; “educate and inform financial service players and other stakeholders on various issues and trends (both locally and globally); proactively share data/information amongst banks, Fintechs and other service providers, to enable prompt responses to prevent and/or limit (customer-related) losses; and discuss key Payments security trends”.

“Speakers will be drawn among industry players such as banks, Fintechs, mobile money operators, blockchain experts, Cybersecurity, etc., as we expect attendees from the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN); e-Banking Heads; Chief Compliance Officers of banks in Nigeria; Chief Internal Auditors of banks in Nigeria; Office of The National Security Adviser; Switching companies; the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission; Licensed Mobile Payment Operators; Electronic Payments Providers; Information Security Experts; Consumer Protection; Financial Policy and Regulation; Information Technology; Legal Services; Banking Supervision; Corporate Communication; Shared Services Office; Blockchain Security Experts, etc”, he added.

Participation:

Participation is free; however, you are required to pre-register using the link here: https://bit.ly/4c4N19H

For sponsorship, please contact: Mr. Chike Onwuegbuchi via: 08123355522 or Peter Oluka: 08184346261 or email: [email protected].

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Digital Landscape Harmonization: Anambra’s ISPs, HEIs Invited to AFRINIC One-Day Training

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ISPs and HEIs in Anambra State

The Anambra State ICT Agency, in a strategic collaboration with the Internet Exchange Point of Nigeria (IXPN), recently, successfully organized a one-day interactive session that brought together Internet Service Providers (ISPs) and Higher Educational Institutions (HEIs), to discuss the imperativeness for interconnectivity and to lay the foundation for establishing an Internet Exchange Point in the State.

The collaborative session saw vibrant discussions and resolutions aimed at creating a more livable state and a robust economy through increased internet access and connectivity.

In furtherance of the milestone recorded with the interactive session, and in recognition of the pivotal role of ISPs and HEIs in expediting actions towards this interconnectivity, a one-day AFRINIC virtual training program has been scheduled to take place on Tuesday, 5th December by 12.00pm.

The follow-up virtual training will not only provide participants with invaluable insights, technical expertise, and practical knowledge to optimize their network infrastructures but will further yield answers to key questions posed by ISPs and HEIs.

AFRINIC, the Regional Internet Registry for Africa, is renowned for its commitment to advancing internet development across the continent. The AFRINIC virtual training therefore represents a significant stride towards realizing the goals outlined during the interactive session.

This initiative aligns perfectly with the vision of Governor Charles Chukwuma Soludo, CFR, of building a technologically advanced state, while the collaborative efforts of the Anambra State ICT Agency and the Internet Exchange Point of Nigeria (IXPN) underscores practical commitment to positioning Anambra as a digital hub, driving innovation, economic growth, and improved quality of life for its residents.

Participants can expect an interactive and immersive learning experience, equipping them with the skills necessary to navigate the dynamic landscape of internet services in the State.

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