GR Diary
Women, listen.


I don’t mean to be sexist, but I think someone has to say this.
There are only a few things more pathetic than a woman trying to explain to a man how men think – sometimes in order to justify some foolish thinking or action of hers.
I’m like “Really? I’m surprised you can even move about by yourself”. I’d often found myself trying to correct the impression some men have that men are superior to women. I don’t generally agree with that, but, some women just make the “fish-brain” insult a reality.
I’d never seen a man try to explain to a woman how women think. Men are not that dumb. We know you’re a woman. We can only tell you what we think you’re thinking, and how we think we outsmarted you. I mean, you’re a woman, we can’t possibly know more about being a woman than you do. But, on multiple occasions women have tried explaining to me (a full grown man) how men think, and I’ll just be looking at the woman in shock, and somewhat embarrassed on her behalf. And, I must admit, I haven’t met one yet that wasn’t just spewing stupidity from her beautiful lips. Mind you, women are wonderful creatures. Intuitive, loving, and with a brain that gathers data, analyzes, and processes a million things at the same time.
But, you’re wrong about this one.
The reason you’re wrong is quite simple; you’re using a woman’s brain to decipher a man’s brain. It’s like using an English-French dictionary to decipher German, or trying to use your left leg to recreate a Picasso…on the sand. Sure, the end result might mean something, but will most likely have nothing to do with the original thing. How many times (as a much younger person) did you gang up and pull down a friend’s trousers because it was fun?
Have you ever gotten into a fight because your stupid friend insulted the wrong dude, and you couldn’t leave him because…well, he’s your (stupid) friend?
Did you ever own a toy car, old tyre, or some dirty weird metal contraption and loved it more than anything else in the world?
Did you go fishing with your friends, and would’ve worn the same clothes for a week if mommy didn’t always ‘mess’ with your programme?
Did you ever cut open a lizard with a razor blade just to see how the inside was?
Have you ever caught yourself in a zipper? (That one is a special experience. Ask any man).
Do you know that parents don’t need to teach boys to protect their privates? Oh no, you just learn it and become an expert overnight. You know that talk about not letting anyone see your panties or touch you or take advantage of you? Until recently, boys didn’t need it. We did the seeing, the touching and the taking. Parents only taught us that it was inappropriate, and God will deal with us eternally…that is, after daddy dishes out a colossal ass whipping on earth.
Hell! I was more scared of God and my dad than I was of the police.
You know how (often) a girl’s abode is prim and proper, then you put a bunch of them together and you have a pigsty? (Sexist, I know). It’s usually not like that with boys. Put them together and you have a hot bachelor(s) pad, abattoir, mini playboy mansion, etc. where everybody is looking out for everybody…especially when girls are involved.
Do you understand “Guy code”? No, seriously, ask yourself, do you REALLY understand ‘Guy code’?
Sweetheart, you NEVER will.
Imagine walking into a strange place and walking up to the nearest woman (a total stranger) and she helps you like you were both from the same village, and on the same team. I know most women can’t. They’d be mighty suspicious of the stranger. Well, men experience that more often than not.
You see, women tend to (unnecessarily) compete with each other, and that brings unnecessary hostility. Men don’t…unless it’s football.
What I’m trying to say is; you did not grow up a man, dealing with stuff boys deal with everyday – stuff that evolved to make them men. You can’t POSSIBLY know how men think.
There was a story about a woman whose husband was suddenly moody and withdrawn. She was so worried she went and told her girlfriends. After dissecting and analyzing the man’s zombie-like state and spoting telltale signs, as one they all concluded he was having an affair and was most likely going to ask for a divorce.
The woman was shattered.
Something drastic needed to be done!
Someone suggested seeing a native doctor, another suggested calling his (the husband’s) mother. In a state of confusion the woman went to talk to her pastor. After crying her heart out to him, the pastor suggested she asked her husband what the problem was.
So, she went home and saw him sulking in a corner as usual. Calmly, she asked him what the problem was.
Her husband looked at her with tears in his eyes, and blurted “I still can’t believe Arsenal lost that match. Wenger is an idiot!”
– Arinze Nduanya.
www.arinze.nduanya.com
Events
NOTAP Announces Plan for 2025 Technology and Innovation Summit
….Harnessing R&D and Innovation Potentials of Nigeria’s STI Ecosystem


The National Office for Technology Acquisition and Promotion (NOTAP) has announced the forthcoming NOTAP Technology and Innovation Summit (NTIS 2025), scheduled to hold on Thursday, 6th and Friday, 7th November 2025 at THE HALL, 16 Musa Yar’Adua Street, Victoria Island, Lagos, commencing daily at 9:00 AM.
Themed “Harnessing R&D and Innovation Potentials of Nigeria’s STI Ecosystem,” the two-day summit will convene key leaders from government, private sector, academia, development partners, and the startup ecosystem to explore strategies for strengthening Nigeria’s innovation landscape and positioning the nation as a hub for technology-driven economic growth.
Speaking on the upcoming summit, Dr. Lady Obiageli Amadiobi, the director-general of NOTAP, emphasized that the forum will serve as a strategic platform to foster dialogue and action around innovation policy, technology transfer, intellectual property, and commercialization.
“Our goal is to accelerate the transformation of research and creativity into commercially viable enterprises that drive national development,” she noted.
Summit Highlights
The NOTAP Technology and Innovation Summit 2025 will feature:
- Ministerial Address and Keynote Sessions by renowned leaders in innovation, policy, and technology.
- High-Level Panel Discussions on key themes such as technology transfer, intellectual property sovereignty, and building an AI-ready human resources.
- Launching of Project NOVA (Nigeria’s Outsourcing Value Acceleration) and promotion of the NOTAP Local Vendor Policy (LVP) across all sectors of the economy.
- Workshops and Breakout Sessions on IP management, funding access, and talent development.
- Exhibitions and Innovation Showcases, featuring startups, research institutions, and technology companies.
- Hackathon and Pitch Showcase, for emerging innovators and young entrepreneurs.
- Networking and Partnership Sessions to foster collaboration across sectors.
The Summit will also host a Special Exhibition Pavilion to highlight Nigeria’s emerging technologies, research outputs, and development partnerships, reflecting NOTAP’s commitment to bridging the gap between invention and commercialization.
Partnership and Collaborations
The event is organized by the National Office for Technology Acquisition and Promotion (NOTAP) in partnership with Crestsage Limited and collaboration with stakeholders, to ensure a world-class experience that aligns with NOTAP’s mission of accelerating technology, promoting innovation and sustainable development across Nigeria.
The National Office for Technology Acquisition and Promotion (NOTAP) is a parastatal under the Federal Ministry of Innovation, Science and Technology, mandated to regulate the acquisition of foreign technology, promote local research, and encourage the development and commercialization of indigenous technologies. Through strategic partnerships, policy advocacy, and capacity development, NOTAP continues to play pivotal roles in advancing Nigeria’s innovation ecosystem.
Events
Ortom, NOA DG, others to feature as Panelists at GOCOP 2025 Conference


The Guild of Corporate Online Publishers (GOCOP) has announced that Chief Samuel Ortom, former Governor of Benue State, will serve as one of the panelists at the upcoming GOCOP 2025 Conference.
The conference theme is “Reconciling Campaign Promises with Governance Realities: Challenges and Prospects.”
A press statement by GOCOP publicity secretary, Ogbuefi Remmy Nweke, disclosed that the panel discussion will feature esteemed panelists, including Prof. Abiodun Adeniyi, Registrar, Base University, Abuja; Prof. Abigail Ogwezzy-Ndisika,2025 Director, Institute of Continuing Education (UNILAG); and Alhaji Lanre Issa-Orilu, Director-General, National Orientation Agency.
The conference, he said, will take place on October 9, 2025, at 10:00 a.m. at the Radisson Blu Hotel, Ikeja, Lagos.
He recalled that GOCOP had earlier announced that the keynote speaker will be Rt. Hon. Aminu Bello Masari, former Speaker of the House of Representatives and immediate past Governor of Katsina State.
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Takang, Ladid Lead Africa’s Digital Sovereignty Debate At DACE 2025


How can Africa remain safe and powerful in a world being rapidly redefined by Artificial Intelligence?
That pressing question will take centre stage at the 13th Digital Africa Conference & Exhibition (DACE), scheduled for October 28–29, 2025, in Abuja.
The two-day gathering will be anchored by two powerhouse keynote speakers: Dr. Armstrong Takang on Day 1 and Prof. Latif Ladid on Day 2, each bringing unique expertise to Africa’s digital sovereignty conversation.
Dr. Armstrong Takang, Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer of the Ministry of Finance Incorporated (MOFI), will open the conference with a keynote that situates Africa’s digital sovereignty within the broader context of economic reform, institutional innovation, and strategic governance.
A consummate professional and visionary thinker, Dr. Takang has spent decades bridging the gap between public reform and private investment across Africa and the United States. Before his current role at MOFI, he served as Special Adviser to the Honourable Minister of Finance, Budget and National Planning, where he led the MOFI Transformation Team.
His career includes leading Growth Alliance Partners (GAP), a pan-African firm that helped turn around several businesses to create shareholder value, and working at KPMG in New York.
He has been instrumental in designing and implementing key national initiatives such as the Integrated Payroll and Personnel Information System (IPPIS), the Voluntary Asset and Income Declaration Scheme (VAIDS), and the ICT components of EFCC/NFIU systems.
Dr. Takang has also chaired national ICT committees and contributed to landmark policies, including Nigeria’s Content Development in ICT and the country’s 50-year Development Plan. His keynote will highlight how digital and financial sovereignty intersect to secure Africa’s long-term competitiveness.
On the other hand, Prof. Latif Ladid, Founder & President of the IPv6 Forum and Chair of the AI & Blockchain Global Forum, brings decades of global leadership in internet architecture, digital policy, and emerging technologies.
His expertise spans across pivotal roles from IEEE Future Networks to the Internet Society, 3GPP, and EU research on next-generation networks.
Organizers say his keynote will set the tone for the conference, unpacking how Africa can assert digital sovereignty, safeguard its data, and lead in shaping the ethics and standards of AI on the global stage.
“This year’s theme, ‘Sovereign Intelligence: Africa’s Voice in the Global Digital Order,’ isn’t just a concept, it’s a necessity,” said Dr. Evans Woherem, Chairman of Digital Africa Consult. “Prof. Ladid’s keynote will highlight what it takes for Africa to remain safe, independent, and powerful in the new AI era.”
At a time when global powers are racing to define AI norms and secure digital dominance, Africa risks being left behind if it fails to act. Much of its technology remains imported, its data stored abroad, and its languages invisible in mainstream AI systems.
DACE 2025 is designed to change this narrative, by equipping Africa with the tools, strategies, and partnerships to become a proactive co-author of the digital future.
The conference will feature high-level dialogues on digital sovereignty, policy innovation, and cross-border cooperation, alongside exhibitions of homegrown startups, developer workshops, and showcases of African-built AI tools for health, agriculture, finance, and education.
Beyond the panels and showcases, DACE 2025 is expected to produce a concrete roadmap for Africa’s digital sovereignty.
“This isn’t just about technology,” noted Woherem. “It’s about agency, safety, and independence. With Prof. Ladid setting the stage, we hope to leave Abuja with a united vision of Africa’s place in the global AI order.”
With delegates expected from across Africa and the world, the two-day gathering promises to be a defining moment in the continent’s digital journey.
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